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The day I singlehandedly saved the world from CNN’s banana hammer

All morning, CNN correspondent Ted Rowlands has been in Naperville, IL, showing the world how cold it is. He tried to demonstrate this by using a frozen banana to hammer a nail into a piece of wood. He labeled said fruit tool a “banana hammer.”

Banana Hammer. You keep using that word. I do think it means what you think it means.


I had to be careful in my response. Let’s just say the answer to Ted’s question isn’t safe for work.


And just like that. Mankind is saved from CNN’s banana hammer. I don’t know how Ted is going to get that nail into the piece of wood, but that’s for him to figure out. Meanwhile, I showed my support for his future endeavors.


Not a bad way to start 2014. Anyhow, because there are no banana hammer photos, here’s a photo of a dancing cartoon dog in a banana suit.


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