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Royal baby name: George Alexander Louis Costanza?

Clearly, Prince William and Kate watch Seinfeld reruns. There is no other explanation for a royal baby being named George Alexander Louis. You can tell me all you want that George and Louis are names fit for a king.

Yada, yada, yada.

scott-kleinberg-royal-baby-name-george-alexander-louisThis royal baby name is all about the other George. George Costanza. You have your George (obvious). And then you have your Alexander (As in Jason, the actor who plays George). And you finish it with Louis, which some people have compared to Julia Louis-Dreyfus, but I don’t think that’s correct. George Costanza’s middle name was Louis.

Once again, there’s a fitting quote here. “Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.”

All that said, here are five more quotes from the original George that could be applicable to Prince George:

“You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.” – some day, Prince George will need a way to impress a woman. This will be gold, Jerry. Gold!

“I’m speechless. I have no speech.” – When Prince George sees the media coverage of his birth in a few years, this is what he will say.

“I want to make a good entrance. I never make good entrances.” – no doubt, a baby destined to be a Seinfeld baby was thinking this on the way out, errrr in.

“Hi, my name is George, I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.” – OK, pretty sure he won’t have to go to this one.

“Mulva!” – only because it has to sound even funnier in a British accent.

And there you have it. Further proof that George Alexander Louis is a Seinfeld baby. Don’t let the Brits tell you otherwise.

“I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”

It is. You’re a royal. Drape away, little Costanza. Drape away.

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